I've been paying a lot of attention to the news and I've come to a conclusion.
There is only one class of people who can legitimately mock the beliefs of other religions without the messy splashback of irony and hypocrisy:
While I've never been opposed to well-splashed irony, I hate hypocrisy and am pretty good at mocking things.
I have decided, therefore, I must be an atheist.
Let the mockery begin.